Nick Cannon has made headlines after taking out a $10 million insurance policy on his testicles. The father of 12 made this unconventional decision to defend what he humorously referred to as his “royal jewels.”
Using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool, Cannon assessed the value of his assets based on factors such as size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers. In a statement, he addressed critics who suggest he should stop having children, saying, “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.”
Cannon, 43, expressed gratitude to Dr. Squatch for recognizing the value of his testicles and providing the necessary insurance coverage to “keep this family tree rolling.” With this insurance, Cannon humorously acquired the title of “Most Valuable Balls,” at least in the eyes of Dr. Squatch.
Despite his already large family, Cannon has never ruled out the possibility of having more children. In a January interview with People, he mentioned, “I’m chilling right now. There’s no plans on the horizon as of yet. It’s so funny, everybody’s always trying to get me to have more kids. It’s like, 12 ain’t enough?” Cannon co-parents his children with several women, including his ex-wife Mariah Carey, Brittany Bell, Abby De La Rosa, Bre Tiesi, LaNisha Cole, and Alyssa Scott.
Cannon even hinted that he wouldn’t mind expanding his family further, suggesting that 13 children might be a good number. He previously admitted on “The Language of Love with Dr. Laura Berman” that most of his children were not planned, saying, “If you would have told me in 2012 when I was still married and just diagnosed with Lupus that 10 years from now, that I would have 12 children, I’d be like there is no way in the world that I would ever plan that or that would happen.”
